THEODORE :D

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I’m William the conqueror my enemies stood no chance

They call me the first English king although I come from France

1066 the doomsday book I gave to history

So fat on death my body burst but enough about me

To help remember all your kings I’ve come up with this song

A simple rhyming ditty for you to all sing along

Ohhh

William, It’s short innit, we need more kings

Who came next?

William Second, cheeks were red 

killed out hunting so it’s said

I took over Henry I

That’s my next eldest son

Then King Stephen it’s true check it

I Henry II killed Thomas Becket

Richard Lionheart, that’s right 

Always spoiling for a fight

Oh King John what a disaster 

Rule restrained by Magna Carta

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John

Oi!

Time for my mate king Henry VIII to take up this song

Henry III built the Abbey

Edward I hated Scots

A red hot poker killed Ed II

That must have hurt him lots

Edward Third was a chivilary nerd

Began the 100 years war

Then Richard II was king age ten

And Henry, yes one more

King Henry IV plots galore, not least from Henry V

And killed ten-score at agincourt

Then Henry VI arrived

Edward IV, Edward V, Richard the third he’s bad

Cos he fought wars with Henry VII first Tudor, and my dad

So Henry VIII, I was great, Six wives two were beheaded

Edward the sixth came next but he died young and so my dreaded

Daughter Mary rules so scary

Then along came

Me!

I’m Liz the first I had no kids so tudors RIP

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John

Oi

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II and three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the Third, Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary I, good Queen Bess

That’s me time for more men

James Sixth of Scotland next as English James the First he led

Then Stuarts ruled so Charles the first the one who lost his head

No monarchy until came me, Charles II I like to party

King Jimmy II was scary, ooh, then Mary was a smartie

she ruled with Will her shoes were filled with sourpuss Queen Ann gloria 

And so from then you were ruled by men til along came Queen Victoria

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John

Oi

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II and three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the Third, Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary I, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles, Charles and then 

Jim, Will-Mary, Anna-gloria

Still to come it’s Queen Victoria

And so began the Hannover gang George I and George II, grim

And the George the third was quite absurd, til I replaced old him

King George the fourth known henceforth angry fat and cross

It’s true you beat Napoleon but you were mostly a dead loss

(Hang on)

William IV was a sailor (ahoy) this is nearly the end of the story

As on to the scene comes the best loved queen 

Hail to Queen Victoria 

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John

Oi

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II and three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the Third, Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary I, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles, Charles and then 

Jim, Will-Mary, Anna-gloria

George, George, George, George, Will, Victoria

Victoria,Victoria,Victoria

I ruled for 64 years you know

Ed VII, George V, Ed VIII, George VI then Liz II reigned and how

And so our famous monarchs are bought right up to now

William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John

Oi

Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II and three more Henrys join our song

Edward, Edward, Rich the Third, Henry, Henry, Ed again

Mary I, good Queen Bess

Jimmy, Charles, Charles and then 

Jim, Will-Mary, Anna-gloria

George, George, George, George, Will, Victoria

Edward, George, Edward, George Sixth and Queen Liz II completes the list

That’s all the English Kings and Queens, since William First, that there have been.

COLLAPSE

OMG THIS SONG IS SO FAST!!! ONLY IF U WATCH HORRIBLE HISTORIES!!!

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BITCH WHERE MY FOOD AT?!

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LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON

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HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF PHOENIX CAST!!! :D

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LOL SO FUNNY!

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Molly makes me so teary-eyed and reminds me of my own mother. She may not be the best witch out there, but she’ll do anything to protect her children. This is the only time I have ever hated Bellatrix Lestrange (most of the time she’s my favorite character).

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